Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Jersey Shore! Snookie, J-Wow, The Situation, and the rest of the guidos and guidettes are back and dumber than ever. Click below to read more about the Jersey Shore Season 2 Premiere.

Make no mistake. The cast of Jersey Shore are not people. They are something different. Something stranger. I’ve heard many people compare them to a a car crash….you can’t help but watch.

When I see these people down at the shore, I wanna beat the sh*t out of them. They are loud, obnoxious, retarded, rude, crude, and every other negative adjective you can think of. Yet when I watch the show, I can’t help but laugh. Maybe it’s that they make me feel better about my life. Who knows.

The Jersey Shore crew didn’t even film the first ten episodes on the Jersey Shore. They took the group down to Miami to run havoc on southern Florida. After the first ten episodes, the cast will return to Seaside Heights for their usual shenanigans.

Check out this funny site I found about the GTL lifestyle. For all of you who watch the Jersey Shore, you know that GTL stands for Gym Tan and Laundry, the motto of the life of a guido. Check it out….www.thegtl.org

Written By: The Sherwinator